Sunday, April 4, 2010

Toilet Paper - the bane of my existence!

Toilet Paper is the bane of my existence! It seems like every time I go to the restroom in a residence I have to change the toilet paper roll! I mean seriously it's ridiculous! It wouldn't be so bad but my family, specifically my siblings, are really bad about leaving 1-3 teeny, tiny, sheets of tp on the roll! So after you've sat down and done your business you reach for the tp and realize, o snap, I'm screwed!!! AGAIN!!! I just don't understand why it's so hard to take the roll off when there's only a few pieces left! I'm mean do some people get a sick pleasure out of forcing other people to change the roll? Do they think it's funny for GIRLS to be stuck on the toilet? I'm mean seriously, what is the deal??? In my perfect world the toilet paper roll would either a. never run out or b. people would never leave rolls with only a few pieces on them. I think I should start a national campaign encouraging people to "CHANGE THE ROLL, OR PAY THE TOLL" of course I don't know what the toll is, but that's besides the point.

Okay, rant over. I hope you all will think twice before you leave an empty or almost empty tp roll.

oh, and p.s. sorry for the multiple posts in one day, when I have a couple of blog ideas and the time to type them I like to take advantage of it.

1 comment:

  1. You and Cara share this problem and it kinda makes me laugh. I don't think I've ever intentionally left so little on the roll, but there could be some sect of humans who are conspiring against all women whose names begin with the letter "c," and whose main mission is to piss these girls off by making TP the bane of their existence. Just saying, it could happen...
    :)

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